The Avengers Movie Review

9 May

Avengers Movie

Yeah, so, here’s where we’re at with this. For us to review the Avengers movie is really pointless because:

a) You’ve already seen it and don’t care about our opinions since you’ve formed your own.

b) You haven’t seen it yet but like about 3.7 billion other people, you will see it within the next couple of weeks and you still don’t care about our opinions.

c) You are a douche and won’t see it because “everybody else is going and I refuse to be a drone” in which case, you really don’t care about our opinions and you are going to go sulk in a corner.

Fighting it is pointless. You like comic books, you like movies, you like action, you like buzz. Enjoy The Avengers. We sure as hell did.

Avengers movie

Since the speculation about whether there will be a second Avengers movie is like wondering if the upcoming presidential election will have a viable third party candidate, the more pertinent discussion would be about what characters should join the group in The Avengers 2: Thanos Crashes the Party and Doesn’t Bring His Own Beverages of Either Alcoholic or Non-Alcoholic Composition (coming to theaters in not-nearly-fast-enough).

The Avengers: Marvel Comics

Say, where were Ant Man and the Wasp?

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