Robot 6 reports that someone dug up pictures and details from a theatrical event that starred Brooke Shields as Wonder Woman. During the 1980s, Brooke participated in theater during her studies at Princeton and in this particular venue she starred as the Amazon princess in a play called “Star Spangled Banter” (given the title, we assume it was most likely a comedy). We have no idea what it was all about but we were amused and impressed by Ms. Shields’ convincing look as Our Lady of the Lasso. So, why not? Better than heroin waif Angie Bowie, says we. And Brooke almost looks physical enough that we believe she could climb a set of stairs without breaking a heel.
So, yeah. Here are some images of Ms. Shields chewing the scenery.
As for Brooke’s tenuous relationship with Tom “I’m not nuts or gay, I’m just misunderstood” Cruise Mapother, it appears that they have settled their differences and made up. OK, fine. That’s really old news, but here’s a somewhat recent photo of the couple hamming it up on the red carpet. Meanwhile, on the other side of the press crush is Katie Holmes with Mimi Rogers. We’re hearing some juicy rumors percolating about Nicole Kidman throwing in with the other two for a show tentatively titled “My Three Ex-Wives.” Should be interesting. Showtime is purportedly picking up the pilot.
We’re starting to wonder if there isn’t any female celebrity that at one time or another didn’t don the Stars and Eagle. For example, Kim Kardashian showed up to a Halloween party dressed as the Amazonian heir. Curiously, she wore black tights under her outfit. Must have been cold. At any rate, to show our appreciation, we present Kim’s ass-et.
And just for fun, this cosplayer got into the spirit by showing her support for the Walking Dead-Wonder Woman crossover. Unfortunately, it is unlikely that the special TV event will take place. On a bright note, though, rumor has it Zombieland will be converted into an going TV series. We can hope, can’t we?