Bashar al-Assad is The Dude!

9 Apr

Syria’s a clustermuck and Bashar’s still in power. According to a U.N. report two months ago, over 70,000 people have been killed due to the ongoing conflict. 70,000! And there’s no end in sight. Keep in mind that this is a combined total on both sides, proving that the Syrian government is more than willing to sacrifice thousands of its own people to continue vomiting forward an indulgent, corrupt, and anti-democratic regime.

As for this post, we wrote this piece some time ago and parked it in Drafts thinking that it was too salacious for our average consumer. We also made some knee-jerk assumptions that Bashar was a womanizing cheater and while we’ve never been above irresponsible blogging, we just felt we needed more convincing evidence so we could write a real zinger. So we waited. But now we don’t give a damn. Here’s our story.

In March 2012, hackers broke into Bashar al-Assad’s email. They got a variety of stuff, mostly inane banter that seemed to ignore the mayhem around him. Ah, la vida luja, right? Mixed in with the jibber-jabber were several email that were  inappropriately flirtatious.  The most prominent series was from a misguided pro-government Syrian siren named Hadeel al-Ali. Her flirtatious missives included references to Bashar as “The Dude” and little snips like “So cute!” Bleh.  To make things even more scintillating, in that mess of emails was a photo of a mostly naked woman who some have speculated may be Hadeel.  Regardless, the lass has a nice ass and we somewhat regret covering it up, but hey … the kids are watching.

Hadeel al-Ali sexy pose, semi-nude

As we’ve stated before, political power is to women what alcohol is to men. The opposite sex looks a hell of a lot better after consuming them. Anyway, we’re not going to bother with the full write-up. You can go visit the Guardian and CNN for more details (go to the bottom of the post). We just have to wonder if Bashar pulled a Kobe after all this went public and gave Asma at $1,000,000 gift card to Harrods. Bling, bling!

Bashar al-Assad apology ring

Wow. This is the best Bashar could muster? Check out the rock on Vanessa Bryant’s apology ring below. $4 million dollars. 8 carats. Damn.

Kobe and Vanessa Bryant at the press conference talking about the rape

$4 million, 8 carat ring to Vanessa from Kobe Bryant

http://www.cnn.com/2012/03/21/world/meast/syria-assad-emails

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/mar/16/assad-emails-adviser-hadeel-ali

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/mar/14/bashar-al-assad-syria18

http://www.newsrt.co.uk/news/assad-emails-rise-of-the-woman-who-became-key-adviser-to-syrian-leader-223762.html

One Response to “Bashar al-Assad is The Dude!”

  1. Mathe March 19, 2014 at 5:31 am #

    It’s not that simple when they are all bad, corurpt lying theives. We don’t elect anyone. Our politicians are elitists devoted to themselves and big business. The average citizen doesn’t matter and our leaders are stripping our rights away under the guise of safety (research the NDAA bill). Our government cannot be trusted and anyone who assumes the vote counts are real is gullible.

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