Syria’s a clustermuck and Bashar’s still in power. According to a U.N. report two months ago, over 70,000 people have been killed due to the ongoing conflict. 70,000! And there’s no end in sight. Keep in mind that this is a combined total on both sides, proving that the Syrian government is more than willing to sacrifice thousands of its own people to continue vomiting forward an indulgent, corrupt, and anti-democratic regime.
As for this post, we wrote this piece some time ago and parked it in Drafts thinking that it was too salacious for our average consumer. We also made some knee-jerk assumptions that Bashar was a womanizing cheater and while we’ve never been above irresponsible blogging, we just felt we needed more convincing evidence so we could write a real zinger. So we waited. But now we don’t give a damn. Here’s our story.
In March 2012, hackers broke into Bashar al-Assad’s email. They got a variety of stuff, mostly inane banter that seemed to ignore the mayhem around him. Ah, la vida luja, right? Mixed in with the jibber-jabber were several email that were inappropriately flirtatious. The most prominent series was from a misguided pro-government Syrian siren named Hadeel al-Ali. Her flirtatious missives included references to Bashar as “The Dude” and little snips like “So cute!” Bleh. To make things even more scintillating, in that mess of emails was a photo of a mostly naked woman who some have speculated may be Hadeel. Regardless, the lass has a nice ass and we somewhat regret covering it up, but hey … the kids are watching.
As we’ve stated before, political power is to women what alcohol is to men. The opposite sex looks a hell of a lot better after consuming them. Anyway, we’re not going to bother with the full write-up. You can go visit the Guardian and CNN for more details (go to the bottom of the post). We just have to wonder if Bashar pulled a Kobe after all this went public and gave Asma at $1,000,000 gift card to Harrods. Bling, bling!