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Lamb of God forgives David Gray

4 Apr

We were feeling musical tonight and since we haven’t done one of these in a while, here’s a new Firewater and Chaser combo.

Death Metal

Within every genre of pop music, there is a mountain of poo with the occasional gem hidden in the mess. Such it is with death metal. There are soooooooo many bands that sound like they trying way too hard to be angry, aggressive, or whatever. Most of them just sound interchangeable. If you’ve heard one vocalist scream with that growling demonic thing and thought “hey, that sounds just like the last guy” you’re not alone. It’s hard to be a bone-crusher when you’re boring the parents of the kids that listen to that detritus. So, groups like Lamb of God are refreshing. In the sea of mediocrity, Lamb of God actually sounds interesting.

You know how we don’t like to bother with a lot of biographical detail when we do these fireball and coolant duos. That’s what Wikipedia or Allmusic are for. But we like to glean the essentials because, like us, you are a product of the 3-second generation and … see? You’re already losing interest. “On with the music, damn you!” OK, OK, settle down. We still have to write something that the search engines will glom onto.

Lamb of God: Formed in 1994 in Virginia. Followed the same trite formula of religious provocation and antagonism (really? is invoking Satan so outrageous anymore? Wall Street execs listen to Jason Mraz just before scribing demon circles to call up the servants of the Dread Lord of Darkness). Lamb of God has released seven mainstream albums — all of them pretty decent compilations within their dirty corner of modern popular music.

Other than that, they’re kind of hairy 40-somethings. Here’s your moment of discomfort:

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And, here’s your chaser.

Popular MusicDavid Gray is a British guy that was formed in 1968. He does moody, kinda folksy pieces. Sometimes he jams on his acoustic guitar but it’s mostly non-threatening. There are plenty of contemporary adult alt-pop coffeehouse musicians (that’s a genre, right?) but, like Lamb of God, David is more interesting. His songs make us breathe and think about things like yogurt and winter sunrises. Kind of bleak but not in a bad sort of way. So, kind of like the British as a whole. Pasty and listless but wonderful company nonetheless. (Hey, hey. Shout out to our limey cousins who periodically wander to this sector of the Internub. Represent).

We really like his smash hit “Babylon”, but since we already did a post with a song that was titled as much, we’ll choose another favorite: “Please Forgive Me.” (Damn! We just realized this song is 13 years old. What the hell? Seems like just a couple of years ago. Oy vey.)


Since we’re now kind of in the mood for music from the hip single scene, here’s a cover of “Dancing in the Moonlight” by Toploader (originally recorded by King Harvest in 1973).  We aren’t sure if we want to beat the crap out of these people or join in the frolicking. Maybe we can do both? Frolicking first, though. Hard to dance with shattered femurs.

Alright, fine! If we’re going to do the cover, we might as well do the original. Here’s “Dancing in the Moonlight” by King Harvest. (What’s an everbawduh?)

Hey man, nice shot. Now follow me and then I’ll follow you.

10 Mar

It’s been a while. Time for another liquid burner and chaser.

Alternative Rock

Don't worry. They get makeovers once they get famous.

First up…Filter. Formed in 1995. Not really big fans. However, the first album, Short Bus, has an aggressive song that will be today’s eye-melter. The reason we like this song is that it reminds us of an angry day when we were driving too fast down the freeway with no particular reason for doing so. “Hey man, nice shot” came on the radio and we belted out an off-key accompaniment until the fire burned itself out and then it was sort of mellow for the rest of the drive to our destination. Lesson learned? Nothing — until we read up on the song. Apparently, it’s about the high-profile, on-air suicide of a political official several years ago. And here we had thought all these years it was about a pickup basketball game. We also learned that driving down the freeway too fast is illegal and dangerous. Buckle up and settle down, kids. [And for our recent readers from India ... stay in your damn lanes. "Line driving is fine driving, but lane driving is sane driving." Line driving makes a commute more interesting but ya'll are nuts.] This public service announcement was brought to you by the letter Beta.


Pop rock

That's right Phil. Just go through the door. Mediocre pop rock awaits. Can't you smell the Sussudio?

Like Filter, our interest in Genesis is spotty. Yes, yes, yes! We know. Genesis is high brow. Truly intellectual pop culturalists appreciate the progressive sounds and subtle nuances of sublime resonance and the waves of aesthetically pleasing sounds and sociological expression and whatever. Got it. Still don’t care for the music much, with or with Peter Gabriel (although we really like “Shock the Monkey”, Pete). We do have to say that Phil’s first solo venture is in our short list of favorites. Pretty much the whole album pleases us.

Genesis is just one of those bands we try to like but just can’t muster the energy to do so. Nonetheless, we respect the artistry. Sort of. But this song is just so damn warm and cool, and even-breathing and breath-catching all at once. Don’t over think it. Enjoy.

Throat Burner and Chaser: Heaven & Hell is no place for a Girl from Ipanema

12 Feb

It’s been a while since we did one of these, so it’s time for another loud and aggressive song followed by a mellow and soft ditty. Up first, Black Sabbath. Yes, we’ve done Sabbath before but besides liking BS (our blog is full of it), we’re pulling from a different iteration of the band.

Black Sabbath Heavy MetalAs the 1970′s ended, so did Ozzy’s stint with the band. Burned out, lacking creative direction, and absorbing enough hooch and kite fliers to kill six men, Ozzy Osbourne was dropped from the band. Ozzy actually didn’t know about the firing until six weeks later when he came out of a drug-induced coma and showed up at the studio to record. He and Tony Iommi got into it, one thing led to another, and Sharon Arden (daughter of band manager Don Arden and later Mrs. Sharon Osbourne) was called in to cool things down. Shortly after arriving, she got popped accidentally by Geezer Butler who had joined the fray after Ozzy called him Tony’s bitch. Sharon, hothead that she is and already developing a sweet spot for Ozzy, was having none of that sort sort of thing, so she knifed Geezer who went down for the count and ended up in the hospital for four weeks (he’s never forgiven Sharon and they still don’t speak to this day). Ronnie James Dio was visiting from the U.S. and recording next door with Kate Bush (the pair had hooked up after meeting at an awards ceremony (they were just guests) in New York the previous year). Emerging from his studio, Ronnie stumbled onto the scene and attempted to intervene. By this time, Tony had Ozzy in a headlock and was putting some well placed punches into his kidneys. Wailing like a deer speared on an ornamental iron fence (what the hell kind of reference is that?), Ozzy’s pitiful cry unnerved Ronnie who promptly placed a hex on Tony. In a catatonic daze, Tony rolled off Ozzy. Gasping for breath, Ozzy stood up and started kicking Tony in the ribs. Sharon, ever the professional, had re-acquired her composure and pulled Ozzy away. Taking pity on the badly beaten Ozzy, she led him to the upstairs offices where she calmed him down and made sweet rock and roll love to him for the first time. Apparently something clicked, because they’re still together.

Rock and Roll Love

This is what rock and roll marriage looks like before plastic surgery and an overdose.

Rock and Roll Marriage

And, here's the "after." By this time, Ozzy had bitten off his tongue so he's resorted to slobbering on Sharon.

Anyway, back downstairs, paramedics had shown up and were attending to Geezer. Ronnie removed the hex on Tony and struck up a conversation. The two hit it off and Tony asked Ronnie if he’d like to record a couple of tracks.  Initially not really planning to hire Ronnie as Ozzy’s replacement, within two hours it was clear that they should be playing together. Just so. Ronnie was now heading up Sabbath.

Kate Bush

Kate Bush. Apparently she sings.

Kate Bush had been flitting in and out of the hallway where the melee was taking place and once she was able to get a hold of Ronnie again, she begged him to come back with her to finish the duet they had been working on. Ronnie refused. Flabbergasted, Kate asked why. He responded: “Cuz I’m Ronnie James, bitch!” That ended the project and their relationship. Bush sidelined her work for a year while she recuperated emotionally at Shrublands Health Clinic (which you may remember is the same place James Bond was sent to at the outset of Thunderball). After returning, she finished recording and released Never For Ever. Incidentally, a few years later she referenced  her nine month relationship with Ronnie in her titular song “Hounds of Love” (Hounds of Love, 1985).

Heavy Metal

Ronnie was only 5'4" so photographers had to do some tricky shoots to make him appear more in alignment with the height of his bandmates.

Heavy Metal

See? Clever. Put Ronnie on the top step. Presto! He's not longer an imp! Actually, he still looks like one, huh?

Anyway, so where was Bill Ward in all of this? Once the dust had settled, he was discovered sitting in the recording booth eating a Subway sandwich and watching West Indies kick England’s ass with 289 total (9 wickets, 60 overs) in the Cricket World Cup. Incidentally, Bill left the band the following year, declaring Ronnie James Dio was simply too short to be a Prince of Darkness.

Black SabbathThe first outing with Ronnie James was a tour de force — Sabbath’s first real success since Sabatoge (although we think Never Say Die doesn’t get a fair shake – certainly not traditional Sabbath and admittedly one hell of a mess, yet, still some really interesting music). Heaven and Hell was one of only two studio albums that the newly formed group recorded together. What a shame. This and Mob Rules were two very good albums.

So anyway, the opener “Neon Knights” is the biggest hit and best song off the album. Here you go.


Ipanema

Ready for the chaser? This time around it’s a favorite from the 1960′s and Brazil. Yes, we kind of did a Brazil thing before when we chased a chaser with Gal Costa.

Brazil holds a special place for us. Besides having lived there around 1969-1970, it is a land of a beautiful coast, beautiful people, beautiful music, and a beautiful language. The popular myth is that German is the language of love (or French … they both sound Greek to us), but it is Portuguese, particularly Brazilian Portuguese, that makes us swoon.

In our minds, the best way to describe Brazil is through an exercise. Go outside on a warm day, take a slow, deep breath through the nose, hold it for three seconds and release it the same way it came in.  Of course, it helps if where you’re at when you do this exercise sounds like a beach and the air has a soft salty waft to it.

Brasil

Captains of Industry are we!

Girl from IpanemaIpanema is the beach in Rio de Janeiro made famous by the Bossa Nova musical movement in the 1960′s. Strangely, the word “Ipanema” is an “Indian” word for “stinky lake.” Well, this stinky lake is home of the Brazilian equivalent to the beach society in the south of France.  The music for the iconic song “The Girl from Ipanema” (“Garota de Ipanema” in its original Portuguese) was written by one of Bossa Nova’s early creators, Antônio Carlos Jobim. The original Portuguese lyrics were written by Vinicius de Moraes and the English lyrics were written later by Norman Gimbel. [By the way, we put "Indian" in quotes because we hate that misappropriation of the term. Columbus' error has had over 500 years to be corrected but, hey, we still use the damn Imperial measurement system too. Holy hell, only three (THREE!) countries are left in the world that still use that old measurement system. The U.S. is one of them, and...drum roll...Liberia and "Myanmar." Liberia isn't really a country. It's a botched effort to fix one of history's greatest horrors. Go read up on it yourselves. We're too upset. And you can imagine what we feel about "Myanmar" (yeah, that's right you loony junta-ists -- we're putting your "official" name in quotes because it's really Burma unless Aung San Suu Kyi and the people decide otherwise).]

Helo Pinheiro“The Girl from Ipanema” was written in homage to a young and beautiful Brazilian girl that passed by a bar where Jobim and Moraes were enjoying a repose. The young lady, Helô Pinheiro, typified the people of the Ipaneman leisure class beach culture and she became famous for her part in inspiring the song. She cashed in on her celebrity and has had her 15+ minutes in the spotlight including a creepy Playboy shoot with her adult daughter. That aside, the song and it’s surrounding elements were pressed to vinyl at a perfect time since Bossa Nova was becoming quite popular worldwide.

The English version of the song was sung by Astrud Gilberto, whose more thorough history we are going to forego (sorry) because we spent way too much time on this post. To summarize: Astrud was born of a German father and a Brazilian mother, was married to Brazilian songster João Gilberto (who came to the U.S. to record Bossa Nova records as the musical style started becoming popular here), was tagged to sing the English language studio version of “The Girl from Ipanema” because she was the only one in the visiting troupe that spoke English and in spite of never having been trained professionally prior to the recording, went on to international stardom for “Girl” and other songs, who divorced Gilberto and hooked up with Stan Getz who was the dude that João had been partnering with to make Bossa records in the U.S. (making us wonder if foul play was afoot but we don’t want to expend the effort to find out), and who loves animals.

And finally, nós presentamos … the English language version of “The Girl from Ipanema”

She looks uncomfortable doesn’t she? Don’t be nervous, Astrud. You sing marvelously.

Lyrics for The Girl from Ipanema

Tall and tan and young and lovely,
the girl from Ipanema goes walking,
And when she passes,
each one she passes goes – ah
When she walks, she’s like a samba,
that swings so cool and sways so gently
That when she passes, each one she passes goes – aah

Ooh, but he watches so sadly,
How can he tell her he loves her,
Yes he would give his heart gladly,
but instead when she walks to the sea,
she looks straight ahead not at he,

Tall, and tan, and young, and lovely,
the girl from Ipanema goes walking
And when she passes, he smiles – but she doesn’t see

Ooh, but he sees her so sadly,
How can he tell her he loves her
Yes he would give his heart gladly,
But each day, when she walks to the sea
She looks straight ahead, not at he

Tall, and tan, and young, and lovely,
the girl from Ipanema goes walking
And when she passes, he smiles – but she doesn’t see

Hafanana

15 Dec

Today’s hard swill and chaser combo brings us two versions of “Hafanana.” Boney NEM is up first.

Бони НЕМБони НЕМ (Boney NEM) rocks this catchy little ditty with their Russian metal bravado. Who are we to judge their song choice? Keep in mind that these are the same blokes that covered “Strangers in the Night.” Why are these lads so rough? Well, glad you asked. And… here comes the lazy part because we’re not going to spend a lot of time (read: any time at all) researching the background of the band and since the only Wiki entries we found are in Russian and German and we don’t know either of these languages because it’s hard enough to know “American” so … we don’t even remember what we were getting at here – something about … oh yeah, we’re not going to put effort into regaling you with actual facts about Boney NEM, dammit, so here’s what we are making up on the spot about the band’s background:

It was in 1947 when Uncle Joe was purging and the rest of the world was taking a snoozer that Mr. Boris (of course) Smith-Kozlov first considered the possibility of putting together a troupe of travelling musicians. His efforts were cut short, however, when he was picked up by the local contingent of secret police. Oh, hell, we’re boring ourselves. Long story short … lots of vodka (of course) … woman with sausages for fingers … then a thriller of a plan to escape to the west which never materialized … was his first setback in creating a superstar international sensation … pickles … rehab was of no use … and if he hadn’t been in Berlin in 1972 he wouldn’t have met his muse, Marlena which would have meant … started out in bars and local dance clubs but … and that’s how the bony boys met their Maker. But before that, they put out a lot of silly songs. A lot (maybe most – we can’t say for sure) of the songs were covers of popular songs that were not metal. Like punk covers, it’s fun to hear a diluted  artist’s song revved up and bringing the pain.

Enough with the pleasantries. Here’s Boney NEM’s cover of “Hafanana!”

HafananaSo, who was it that brought us this gem of song originally? Why it was Afric Simone of course. Who is Afric Simone? Well, we’re glad you asked. Again, with the laziness. Afric Simone was the Deputy Secretary of the Department of Commerce during the Nixon presidency. While his colleagues fell like flies around him, Afric was never implicated in any scandal. It was no surprise really. Everyone who knew Afric thought well of him and the words “integrity” and “fellowship of the ring” and all that were synonymous with Afric’s good name.  In 1981, however, that all changed. When rumors of marital infidelities and questionable close-door meetings with Ben Fritzwilling, then the head of Chevron’s controversial oesmetic elemental separation program, began to surface, Afric first resigned and then quickly left the country to return to his father’s home in Kenya. There is almost no record of his activities for the next decade or so, but in the mid-1990′s his name began to surface again in political junkets. To everyone’s surprise, Afric surged out of nowhere to participate in the heated Nairobi mayoral race of 1998. He lost of course. Hakembe Betowansa took the prize and went on to hold the position until 2006 when he was assassinated by a Ugandan contingent claiming to be a faction of the Pan-African People’s Express. Anyway, long story short, Afric is Barak Obama’s half-brother.

And here’s the original version of “Hafanana.” Sorry that the video blacks out part of the way through. But, you get to enjoy Afric’s dexterity and a barely clothed African babe for a bit, so quit complaining.

Well, we suppose if we’re going to do the “Hafanana” thing, it’s inevitable that the immensely catchy and danceable song would end up on the Bollywood circuit. Here’s a freebie for you.

Hrithik Roshan is a popular Indian actor, dancer, or something. And boy is he ever so super-dreamy! Just look at that hair and muscles (which he has graciously provided for our viewing pleasure)! Actually, we have to admit we were paying more attention to the honies next to him, but whatever. He’s still a hottie for our female and gay and ambiguously-inclined audience. Here’s another Bollywood-ish dance extravaganza covering the song du jour. And we all know how much Comics A-Go-Go! loves Bollywood.

Hafanana, sahib!

Bollywood Dancing

Never mind Hrithik Roshan. Who's the hottie in the red top?

Prime your Tool for a Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

13 Dec

Tool (Rock Band)

Time for another entry in our rot gut & chaser thingy. Today we’re thinking about “Sober” by Tool. Why we likey? It’s a gloriously wrenching song with bleak lyrics sung in soul-bottom anguish. Yes, ultimately it’s a pop song (it went all the way to “13″ on the 1994 U.S. pop charts) but pop culture is what this blog is all about. Besides, one takes away what one wants from any experience and we like to think that “Sober” can be a personal anthem of engulfing self-defeat…… self-defeat all the way to the bank, hey Maynard?!

Besides, the video is excellent. Stop motion weirdness. What is that nasty goop coursing through the broken pipe? Poop? Sewage? A massive tape worm?  Sausage? Only the man with the vibrating arm will ever know. As for the lyrics, we think they are actually quite well expressed but we have no idea what they mean (besides the obvious) and no Internet searching has turned up anything reliable. Share your thoughts in a comment if you’d like.

Have a listen, why don’t you?


The Chaser: “Doll on a Music Box/Truly Scrumptious” from the musical film Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968). It’s just so pretty.

Musical Movie

We rather enjoy this movie, in spite of the mixed critical review. Here’s what we like about it:

1) The title. As kids we thought it was a whimsical name for a movie and it made us laugh.

2) The fact that Ian Fleming wrote the book that the movie is loosely based on and that Roald Dahl adapted the screenplay. How cool is that? Is it a surprise, by the way, that the female lead character’s name is Truly Scrumptious? And isn’t it funny that Gert Frobe (Goldfinger) was cast as Baron Bomburst? And what about the gadgety car?

3) Benny Hill. Bawdy Benny. What the hell is he doing in a children’s movie? The same thing Shel Silverstein is doing in children’s books.

4) One of the scariest villains ever! At least to us when we were kids. The Child Catcher is like The Joker in the creep factor department.

5) The songs! The 1950′s and 1960′s musicals were chock full of catchy tunes and this movie is no different.

6) Dick Van Dyke in his prime. Funny guy.

7) Sally Anne Howes in her prime. Even as kids we thought she was dreamy.

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang on Blu-ray is in our Trading Post list by the way.

A Moment with Despair and Anger

1 Dec

Hardcore PunkTough day at the office? Kids getting on your last nerve? Parents getting on your case? Husband/wife/significant other/bum that lives in your extra bedroom taking more than their share of the world?

Come sit with us and enjoy a few songs to get your jangles out. If you feel it, get on up and do a little slamming. Against the wall if you’ve been told to “go to your room.” Against the shed if you’re outside scaring the neighbors. Against the Man if you’re one of the Occupy Something folks.  Here are some fan favorites of ours.

Suicidal Tendencies – “Institutionalized”

We like this one a lot. It’s clever and hasn’t aged much except for the Cholo outfits that your uncle used to wear.

Black Flag – “Depression”

Again, another goody. Early American punk  at its best.

Agnostic Front – “Blind Justice”

New York City in the early 1980′s was a cesspool of filth and depravity. Drugs, STDs, wide ties … what’s was a girl to do? Agnostic Front shared their thoughts on the state of things.

Rollins Band – “Liar”

Yeah, sometimes Henry Rollins is a bit pretentious (OK a lot pretentious), but he’s also clever about it and this video’s the bomb.

Rise Against – “Give it All”

Alright, this is sort of a chaser, we suppose. Rise Against isn’t hardcore but it’s a good song and if you’re starting to come off your blood-in-the-eyes fester, this will help you down a bit easy.

OK, by now, your sense of humor should have returned but you’re most likely still a little hyped. Back to Black Flag but this time for one of our very favorite punk songs about TV and parties and tonight and such.

Time for another Fire Breather and Chaser: Yello!

22 Nov

Yello BandIt’s been a while, so we’ll bring back a fan favorite. For those of you that are new to this, the method is to post an aggressively harsh burner of a song, and then follow it with something lighter, more mellow or that sort of thing.

This week, we’re bringing you songs by Yello … not a group known particularly for their acerbic sounds (unless you hate old Euro-dance club music, then all of Yello might sound acerbic). But, this song is a bit more wild than their others. We likey.

Yello is a group that’s long in the tooth. In a lot of ways, the boys of Yello (Boris Blank and Dieter Meier) are grandfathers (or at least great uncles?) of the electronic dance style that emerged out of Europe in the 1980′s. Their music may have started to run its course, but in the group’s  heydey, the catchy beats and innovate sounds were so much more danceable and fun than the androgynous music of milquetoast songsters like Depeche Mode, Pet Shop Boys,  Eraser, Tears for Fears, etc. Our favorite album overall is Stella, which is where you’ll find their famous “Oh Yeah” that was used in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. We love that song, but “Desire” is the best song on the album.  After finding their fantastic groove in the mid-1980′s the sounds didn’t evolve much making listening spotty and in certain cases, somewhat dull. However, there are still gems out there, so if you’re compiling your own Playlist and haven’t really paid much attention to their post-Stella albums, may we recommend from their 1990′s and 2000′s albums the following? Thanks, don’t mind if we do.

Baby: Capri Calling (kind of like Desire – haunting and cool), Ocean Club (Dieter fancies himself to be a noir private dick  but since he doesn’t take himself too seriously, it works), Blender (again with the sense of humor – we have no idea why Dieter’s hocking blenders, but it’s just funny and the song is great).

Zebra: Do It! (it just makes you want to, huh?), Tremendous Pain (although S&M’s not really our thing), How How (horns and a grinding sax).

Pocket Universe: Celsius (drums baby!), To the Sea (haunting, sensual, frequently remixed and some of the alternative versions are actually better), Resistor (fast! pump!)

Motion Picture: Squeeze Please (yes, Yello has plenty of songs that sound just like this one, but it’s a good kind of jazz club kind of vibe, kind of), Houdini (did we mention we like really fast techno songs?)

The Eye: Planet Dada (kind of a trippy beat with a Matrix modem sounding thing going on over the top of it). Unfortunately, much of the remaining album sounds like so much of their older stuff.

Touch: Til Tomorrow (sounds like a nightime drive on wet and empty city streets with no particular destination in mind; you’re in your black suit and silver tie, she’s in a shimmering evening gown… just drive…just drive), Part Love (Deiter and Boris, let me introduce you to Kylie).

Yello BandLet’s be fair. For as versatile as a synthesizer is, DJs are often very narrow in their focus (e.g., you can hear Tiesto coming a mile away), so kudos to Yello for still having a broader canvas with which to paint, even if the general theme is still the same. As the previous songs attest, even if the album isn’t another Stella or You Got to Say Yes to Another Excess,  each release has individually great songs.

Anyway, from Stella, here comes “Si, Señor, The Hairy Grill” (what does that even mean?!). Clever video. Not sure I would haven chosen it to go with this song so if it’s distracting you, just close your eyes.

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Here’s your chaser. From 1997′s Pocket Universe comes  ”To the Sea.”

KMFDM is no Ordinary Fool

22 Oct

German Industrial MusicKMFDM is a German band formed in 1984 and was instrumental in mainstreaming the heavy-beat industrial sound. KMFDM stands for “Kein Mehrheit Für Die Mitleid.” Since we don’t sprechen die deutsch, we’re not entirely sure what the intended statement means, but it apparently translates into “no majority for the pity.”   There’s more to tell, we’re sure, but whatever. Here’s one of their best songs:

Lyrics to Megalomaniac by KMFDM

Die wunder dieser welt werden dir geschenkt
Gluck ist nicht kauflich sehnsucht bleibt unerreicht
Preisratsel
Winken nimmersatt
Kein mitleid fur die mehrheit

Nihilistic mystics
Apostolic alcoholics
Messianic manics
Cataclysmic and prolific

In the age of super-boredom
Hype and mediocrity
Celebrate relentlessness
Menace to society

Refuse is our inspiration
Terrorism our trade
Sabotage and piracy
Chaos our mental state

Mesmerizing festering
Intended for the faint of heart
Cultish and anthemic
Untill death do us part

Like a fiendish tropic virus
Spitting bile at all you whores
Razor-sharp tongue-in-cheek
Poking in your open sores

A wolf in sheep’s clothing
The ultimate disgrace
Wrapped up as a gift of god
Exploding in your face

This is counter culture from the underground
Eternal revolution this is our sound
KMFDM better than the best
Megalomanical and harder than the rest

Wenn der untergrund bebt ist die ordnung erschuttert
Der verrat an der seele macht leben ungesund
Mit unshlagbaren reimen werden wir uns vertreiben
Die zeit der langen weile bis zum grossen bums

And here’s your chaser.

Bugsy MaloneFrom the musical film Bugsy Malone, we get this little darling of a song. Blousey Brown, aspiring singer and object of interest to the titular character, is waiting for a date with Bugsy but, ever the rogue (or so she thinks, since she doesn’t actually know what’s happened to him), his reputation solidifies her assumption that she has been stood up. She realizes that like so many other dames, she has fallen for Bugsy’s charms but should have known better. She breaks into a sad song called “Ordinary Fool.” So forlorn is she …”I shouldn’t cry, but I do.” Be strong Blousey. Be ever so strong.

The song was written by Paul Willliams, sung by Julie McWirder, and acted by Florrie Dugger as Blousey Brown.

Lyrics to “Ordinary Fool” by Paul Williams
Only a fool
Like fools before me
I always think with my heart
Only a fool
That same old story
Seems I was born for the part

Its a lesson that i’ve learnt
And a page I should have turned
I shouldn’t cry
But I do
Like an ordinary fool
When her ordinary dreams fall through

How many times
Have I mistaken
Good looks and lies
For bad news
How many times
Have I mistaken
Love songs and laughs
For the blues

Its a lesson that I’ve learnt
And a page I should have turned
I shouldn’t cry
But I do
Like an ordinary fool
When her ordinary dreams fall through

Black Sabbath on rye with a side of Johnny Nash

18 Oct

Black Sabbath's fourth albumFour years after forming, Black Sabbath released Vol. 4. The year was 1972. The year of Munich. The year of Watergate. The year of Bloody Sunday, of ERA, the attempted assassination of George Wallace, Richard Nixon’s groundbreaking visit to China, Bangladesh gaining independence from Pakistan. The space shuttle program began, and as of now the last man walked on the moon. It was a big year in the news.

It was also a big year in pop culture. The Godfather, Fiddler on the Roof, Diamonds Are Forever, Dirty Harry, and A Clockwork Orange all debuted. HBO launched its cable service, and Pong changed teenage male entertainment forever. It was a big year musically too. Led Zeppelin’s “Stairway to Heaven” was #1, Helen Reddy declared she was Woman (“hear me meow”), America played it safe and cool with “Ventura Highway,” The Doobie Brothers told us to “Listen to the Music,” Michael Jackson sang lovingly about a rat named “Ben,” Elton John bored us with “Rocket Man,” and Sammy Davis Jr. sang about a creepy guy that distributes candy.

So, Black Sabbath had a lot to live up to that year. Vol. 4 was, interestingly enough, the fourth album by the band. Kind of like Led Zeppelin IV was their fourth album. Except Led Zeppelin’s fourth album is actually not titled “IV.” That moniker was placed on it by people that can’t stand the idea of a nameless album that isn’t actually the first release by a group. Anyway, Vol. 4 was another solid building block by the boys in black. It was also the middle of their best period. Sabbath Bloody Sabbath and Sabotage are still two of our favorites. Technical Ecstasy was confusing and Never Say Die showed the band was getting bored. That was the end of the road for Ozzy too. Thank goodness. Both the band and Mr. Osbourne benefited by the separation. The first two post-Ozzy albums with Ronnie James Dio were very different from old Sabbath and very good. We won’t speak about the sadness that settled in over the next 30 some odd years.

Vol. 4 show some maturation and experimentation with “Wheels of Confusion” (the last 3-ish minutes are the bomb). “Tomorrow’s Dream” and “Cornucopia” lumber along blackening the sky with burning diesel, “Snowblind” and “Changes” (the latter is actually kind of a pretty song) are indulgent, “Laguna Sunrise” is a breath of fresh air, St. Vitus’ Dance is a frolic, and “Under the sun/Every day comes and goes” is urgent until we are all exhausted and ready to end the race. But … ah … right smack-dab in the middle is the masterpiece — “Supernaut.” What an incredible piece. That brief cymbal intro creates a goose-pimply anticipatory sensation every single time we hear it. When Tony Iommi opens his guitar’s maw and releases the battle cry riff, our focus is laser-like and we’re ready for the war machine’s wheels to start churning, which of course they do about 20 seconds in. Ozzy may be singing about space, but we imagine a monolithic mass surging forward on the ground with nothing in its way to stop it. It just rocks, this song. There’s an odd little interlude around 2:30 in. Kind of a catchy little piece – just not sure why it’s in there. But when we come out of it again, we’ve caught our breath and are ready to slog forward again. Lovely song. Pure Black Sabbath heavy metal.

Supernaut lyrics
I want to reach out and touch the sky
I want to touch the sun
But I don’t need to fly
I’m gonna climb up every mountain of the moon
And find the dish that ran away with the spoon

I’ve crossed the ocean, turned every bend
I found the crossing near a golden rainbow’s end
I’ve been through magic and through life’s reality
I’ve lived a thousand years and it never bothered me

Got no religion, don’t need no friends
Got all I want and I don’t need to pretend
Don’t try to reach me, ’cause I’d tear up your mind
I’ve seen the future and I’ve left it behind

Enjoy the music. If you get a chance, get a high quality version of the song and play it loud on speakers with woofers that can knock your grandma over.

We thought of another song tonight that we’d like to offer before the Johnny Nash chaser. The Sisters of Mercy, an English goth band from the 1980′s, wrote a cute little ditty called “Afterhours.” We may have been reminded of this song after listening to Supernaut because Supernaut has such strongly mechanized audio-imagery and Afterhours sounds like an empty factory chugging along eerily in the night. Afterhours is a B-side track from the 1984 12″ release of “Body and Soul.” Can we just say it is the cat’s meow? All parts creepy with a measure of despair thrown in. Here are the words:

Afterhours lyrics
One more night spent on your mirror

Black Maria, in your eyes
This stuff so strange and lonely
England fades away
In your eyes

Two o’clock in the morning
Ninety-four degrees
Through the stillness, through the heat
The cars go by on Fifth and
Breathing slow
Get up off the floor and angel
Put your clothes on
It’s time for us to go

Let’s take a ride

Yes, let’s. See? Happy thoughts all around.

Huh. We found the single’s cover for “Afterhours” and it was Dante-esque which immediately reminded us of the Stig’s Inferno trade paperback cover. By the way, we will review Stig in a future post. It is hands-down one of the funniest independent comics from the 1980′s.

Sisters of Mercy band and Stig's Inferno comic book

By, the way, if you click on the image to open it, you will discover that it’s width is 666 pixels. That was unplanned. It happened as if it wasn’t an accident. The Lord of Lies is at at it again. Curse you, Azazel!


And, now – on to the chaser. Johnny Nash is a popular raggae-tinged singer that made his mark in the 1960′s. Unlike Bob Marley who sang true raggae (he kind of put it all together actually) and would venture into challenging themes like war and slavery, Nash’s songs were much more sanguine. He was clearly a happy fellow or at least his songs made us feel happy anyway. In 1972, as Supernaut was being introduced to the masses, Johnny was releasing his own flavor of a successful song. “I Can See Clearly Now” is Nash’s biggest hit. It’s catchy. It’s uplifting. It’s just … nice. Have a listen.

Mmmm. Sunny and warm, huh?

Let’s Play Twister with Fear Factory and Herb Alpert

16 Oct

Time for another rotgut and mild refreshment mix.

Fear Factory. Formed in 1990. Mostly a fusion of death metal and industrial electronica. Here from the expanded version of their 1998 Obsolete is Messiah. Pretty simple song really but good at keeping the fingers tapping if played very loudly.

Today’s chaser is Herb Alpert‘s “Angelina” off his big solo album Rise from 1980.  Kind of  a Jimmy Buffet gig but with singing replaced with trumpeteering. We like it because it reminds us of a beach at sunset with outdoor grills … lots of food, lots of friends, lots of fun. On the other hand, it also makes us think of tourists in ugly tropical shirts that think immersing themselves into the local culture is buying some stupid little leather and wood statuette because all of the natives must have them and it is surely a good way to let the kids know that Mom & Dad went on a great big adventure.  It also reminds us of a a James Bond movie from the Roger Moore era (o, travesty) where Mr. Bond walks into an outdoor beach bar wearing a white polyester suit and fat tie holding liver-killing beverate, smiling smarmily at leggy girls in large brim hats and big round sunglasses as they laugh obligatorily at the jokes of old, sunburned rich men with hairy chests, big guts and skinny legs. Yes, the 1970′s were hell. If ever there was a decade to remove from the annals of time. Nonetheless, Rise closes out the decade (yes it was released in 1980, but it really belonged in 1979) with several songs that, while tremendously dated now, are still immensely enjoyable. Hope you agree. Don’t care if you don’t.


And just because we’re feeling lazy, here are some other ones we suggest might be worth a listen.

Nina Hagen. What we specifically remember about our first listen back in the 80′s of Nunsexmonkrock is that Nina was nuts. Or at least a great show person. It’s no surprise really that the bi-product of a post-Nazi cum Communist East Germany FUBAR would not be a well-grounded, socially graceful, delicate flower. No, Nina was much more like sandpaper chaps. Here for your listening pleasure is “Born in Xixac.” Nina pokes the USSR in the eye and chainsaws her way through a quirky little tune.

The Roots with Cody ChestnuTT. “Seed 2.0″ … kind of an odd ditty about agricultural reproduction. The guitar track is super catchy, though.

System of a Down ♥ Owl City

15 Oct

Yet another rum-diddly-um hard liquor and chaser combo. Told you we were going to do this one.

Nu-Metal RageToxicity” is the eponymous title track for System of a Down‘s 2001 album (10 years old!?! – jeez, where does the time go?). The big hit of the album is “Chop Suey.” “Aerials” brings it too, but “Toxicity” takes a rough slash through the vein that neatly summarizes the sensibilities of the happy-joy-joy boys of SOAD. By the way, the name “System of a Down” derives from a poem Daron Malakian (guitarist) wrote about victims of a corrupt establishment. The word “Victims” was changed to “System” because it sounded more ominous or something, and voila – a confusing band name.  Not that we much care. The music rocks. Sometimes, one is distracted by the preachy and counter-intuitive (peace through violence or something)  messages , but by gum, those Armani-Americans (what now? Oh, Armenian-Americans) sure channel their rage into some good stuff. Keep the faith brothers.

Alright. Alright. We can tell you want it. Us too. Off the same album, here’s “Chop Suey.” What an awesome song. Video’s kind of cool in a mainstream, slick kind of way. As for the answer to your question, Serj Tankian, the Father has forsaken you because on your next studio release you told us all to “Steal This Album” but you didn’t really mean it. Dick.

On to the chaser …

Barney just saw Owl City in concert with his daughter. The rot about it being syrupy goop is all wrong. Owl City (a happy-emo-poppish project by a dude named Adam Young) is actually more like cotton candy. Cotton candy on a cloud. With soft cotton T-shirts. Listen to “Toxicity” first and follow immediately with Owl City’s biggest hit “Fireflies.” It’s like being on fire, then pouring cool water on yourself to put out the flames but then realizing that the burns won’t go away. So, you close your eyes, find your happy place and dream of flying.

And here’s the official video.

By the way, did you notice Carla Gugino’s younger sister Breanne Düren on keyboards?

Look-alike

Lyrics to Owl City Fireflies – written by Adam Young

You would not believe your eyes
If ten million fireflies
Lit up the world as I fell asleep

‘Cause they’d fill the open air
And leave teardrops everywhere
You’d think me rude
But I would just stand and stare

I’d like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It’s hard to say that I’d rather stay
Awake when I’m asleep
‘Cause everything is never as it seems

‘Cause I’d get a thousand hugs
From ten thousand lightning bugs
As they tried to teach me how to dance

A foxtrot above my head
A sock hop beneath my bed
A disco ball is just hanging by a thread

I’d like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It’s hard to say that I’d rather stay
Awake when I’m asleep
‘Cause everything is never as it seems
When I fall asleep

Leave my door open just a crack
(Please take me away from here)
‘Cause I feel like such an insomniac
(Please take me away from here)

Why do I tire of counting sheep
(Please take me away from here)
When I’m far too tired to fall asleep

To ten million fireflies
I’m weird ’cause I hate goodbyes
I got misty eyes as they said farewell

But I’ll know where several are
If my dreams get real bizarre
‘Cause I saved a few and I keep them in a jar

I’d like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It’s hard to say that I’d rather stay
Awake when I’m asleep
‘Cause everything is never as it seems
When I fall asleep

I’d like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It’s hard to say that I’d rather stay
Awake when I’m asleep
‘Cause everything is never as it seems
When I fall asleep

I’d like to make myself believe
That planet earth turns slowly
It’s hard to say that I’d rather stay
Awake when I’m asleep
Because my dreams are bursting at the seams

Motörhead, meet Don Percival

8 Oct

Barney was thinking about Motörhead tonight. Not sure why, but we think it merits the spot of harsh song on our Firewater & Chaser spot tonight.

Ace of Spades

Motorhead rock

Motörhead is the brainchild (brain?) of Ian “Lemmy” Fraser Kilmister (born 1945 in Stoke-on-Trent, England), former bass guitarist of Hawkwind. Hawkwind is space-rock outfit that has more in common with Tangerine Dream than Lemmy’s hard-hitting band. Lemmy was fired by Hawkwind because he wanted to rough things up a bit with a more aggressive sound and lifestyle. Freed up to run his malevolence through his own music, Lemmy drove hard and fast, combining a healthy dose of early speed metal with a bunch of hell-bent for leather and and a dash of punk. Lemmy is not one of the pretty boys of rock. He looks the part of a hard rocker with his weathered face, stringy hair, and warts (seriously, all that money couldn’t buy a bit of cosmetic repair? Gritty yes, but flat out ugly…?). There are many fun wonders from Motörhead’s catalog, including the signature “Ace of Spades” but since Old Sweater Guy had a bad day and is feeling sorry for himself, “Loser” is the more apt firewater song for today. And lo…

Blade Runner SoundtrackTonight’s chaser comes to us from the Blade Runner (1982) soundtrack. The music is in the crooner style popular in the 1920′s with Don Percivel as lyricist. Vangelis accompanied and Peter Skellern wrote the music. Like “Loser,” “One More Kiss Dear” is a song of some angst but “Kiss” is more melancholy.

Blade Runner bootletThe song was originally released on the tepid New American Orchestra soundtrack, although it fit much better in the 1993 Off World Music bootleg. Blade Runner is a Comics A-Go-Go! favorite and will be written about again at some point in the future (meaning possibly never since there are a mountain of things to write about).

The lyrics are below the video link.

Lyrics: “One More Kiss Dear”
One more kiss, dear, one more sigh
Only this, dear, is goodbye
For our love is such pain and such pleasure
That I’ll treasure till I die

So for now, dear, au revoir, madame
But I vow dear, not farewell
For in time we may have all love’s glory
Our love story, to tell

Just as every autumn
Leaves fall from the trees
Tumble to the ground and die
So in the springtime
Like sweet memories
They will return as will I

Like the sun, dear, up on high
We’ll return, dear, to the sky
And we’ll banish the pain and the sorrow
Until tomorrow, goodbye

One more kiss, dear, one more sigh *
Only this, dear, is goodbye
For our love is such passion, such pleasure
I will treasure, until I die

Like the sun, dear, up on high
We’ll return, dear, to the sky
And we’ll banish the pain and the sorrow
Until tomorrow, goodbye

Hard Liquor and a Chaser

6 Oct

Tom WaitsAfter lazily putting together the previous post, we thought it might be a clever idea to match up two songs that otherwise probably wouldn’t be sitting next to each other on a playlist. We’ll play this one out and see if it takes hold. Here again is another harsh song with a chaser to mellow you out afterwards.

Bear in mind that the intent is not necessarily to play a favorite grindcore or alt metal song followed by some pleasantly flimsy bit of whimsy. Harsh doesn’t necessarily mean hard and flimsy doesn’t mean unsubstantial. With that in mind, here is a gritty piece by a man who well knows the bottom of a bottle of fire water. Someone said that when Tom Waits sings it sounds like he’s gargling broken glass. One of our favorite boxes of un-sterilized needles is “Hoist That Rag” (now that’s a fantastic title for a song!) from Real Gone (2004). So, pull up that ratty old armchair with the broken springs that make you lean uncomfortably to one side and spend a moment with Mr. Waits and friends.

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Talking Heads New Wave bandFor your chaser, we was tempted to use Owl City’s Fireflies but we’ll save that for later (that would be an appropriate chaser for something like System of a Down, right?). Instead, since Mr. Waits has been around a while, let’s go instead with a song that has some seasoning to it too. We absolutely love this song. “This Must Be the Place (Naive Melody)” by Talking Heads is such a delightful piece that it just doesn’t get old no matter how many listenings it goes through. Our favorite lyric is “sing into my mouth.” Don’t know what that means but it’s a lovely sounding phrase. The best version of the song (and of many of Talking Heads songs, actually) is on the two-thumbs up live album “Stop Making Sense.” By the way, we’ll have to write in a future post about the concert movie directed by Jonathan Demme. Hmm. That would actually be a good item to add to the Trading Post list. Anyway, here’s “This Must Be the Place.”

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Festa do Interior

It’s shame the band fell apart. There are always two sides to the story so we wonder if David Byrne is really that much of an asshole or if it’s just sour grapes on the parts of the other band members, particularly Tina Weymouth who has been especially critical of David. We haven’t listened to much from The Heads and Tom Tom Club, although “Genius of Love” is infectious. As for David, we appreciate the fact that through his label Luaka Bop he introduced us to Jorge Ben and Gilberto Gil, but especially to Gal Costa’s “Festa Do Interior.” World music owes a lot to David for elevating its presence in the United States. OK, we just have to share “Festa Do Interior.” Don’t think of it as another chaser to “Hoist That Rag.” It’s just a free drink from the gentleman at the end of the counter that looks like a masher but is actually perfectly harmless. Cheers.

Angerfist A-Stomp-Stomp!

6 Oct

Apparently, Angerfist is coming out with a new album in November 2011. That will make a lot of young lily-white suburbanite American and European kids that think they’re all edgy and stuff take a stomp-around in an unnecessarily civil manner. Kind of like the kids at a Korn concert except possibly with better hygiene. Nonetheless, the news reminds us that we actually enjoyed the incessant pile driving of “Cannibal.” Here for your listening pleasure, kick back on your chair made of human skeletons and enjoy.

Angerfist is less harsh than they sound, but here’s a chaser anyway. “Ready for the Floor” is super catchy and comes off Hot Chip‘s 2008 Made in the Dark release.

Here are the lyrics:

Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now
Say it, say it, say it, say it, say it, say it, say it now

Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now
Say it, say it, say it, say it, say it, say it, say it now

Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now

Stand carving up the wall
Why don’t you open up at all?
I am ready, I am ready for a fall

Stand carving up the wall
Why don’t you open up at all?
We are ready, we are ready for the floor

I can’t hear your voice, do I have a choice?
I’m hoping with chance, you might take this dance
I can’t hear your voice, do I have a choice?
You’re sinking below, I’m using my force
I’m hoping with chance, you might take this dance
You’re my number one guy

Stand carving up the wall
Why don’t you open up at all?
I am ready, I am ready for a fall

Stand carving up the wall
Why don’t you open up at all?
We are ready, we are ready for the floor

I can’t hear your voice, do I have a choice?
You’re sinking below, I’m using my force
I’m hoping with chance, you might take this dance
You’re my number one guy
number one guy
number, number, number, number, number,
one, one, one, one, one guy

Number one guy .. stand carving up the wall
One, one guy.. why don’t you open up at all?
Number, number, number one .. I am ready, I am ready for a fall

Number one, number one .. stand carving up the wall
Number one, one, one .. why don’t you open up at all?
Guy, guy .. we are ready, we are ready for the floor

Number one guy .. stand carving up the wall
Number, number, one, one .. why don’t you open up at all?
Guy .. I am ready, I am ready for a fall

You’re my number one guy, number one .. stand carving up the wall
Number, number, one, one .. why don’t you open up at all?
Number, number, one, one .. we are ready for the floor

We weren’t sure what Alexis Taylor, the band’s lead vocalist, was talking about when he keeps repeating “You’re my number one guy,” so we did a little research. Here’s what Alexis had to say about it in an interview with Fader, the online entertainment site.

“I really like this line in the first Batman film, not the very first one that was made, but the first Tim Burton Batman film. Jack Palance tells Jack Nicholson, “You are my number one guy.” And it’s a completely false statement. The very next scene is Jack Nicholson being set up and about to be killed off by Jack Palance’s character. Then he survives all of this and he comes back as the Joker and he kills Jack Palance. And later on he quotes Jack Palance, he says it to his goon, Bob the Goon, “You are my number one guy.” He says it in a really funny, mimicking way. I quite like it. He’s not only mimicking the character in the film, he’s also mimicking Jack Palance as an actor. He’s mimicking his melodramatic style. That line has always stuck with me.”

Read more: http://www.thefader.com/2007/12/05/hot-chip-s-ready-for-floor-video-explained-kind-of/#ixzz1b6sx3lrC

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