We love statistics. Mining data and looking at charts gets us all hot and bothered. So, we frequently peak at our WordPress stats to see what’s going on. One of the categories that’s interesting to us is the Search Engine Terms listings because we get to see what you’re looking for to get to our blog. Just for fun, here are some of the weirder search terms that ended up as clicks to our website.
“male comic book hairstyles”
We have no idea what would have linked our site with this search term. So, here’s a picture for Google and the like to show for future search results.
Who’s prettier than Superman? His boyish mop and kinky “S” makes him the cat’s meow.
“kid creole and the coconuts armpits”
This one was easy. We created a post about Kid Creole and included a link to a Youtube video of one of our favorite Kid songs. We noted in our post that the Coconuts were sporting underarm hair. Why would somebody search for this, though? Fetishes are sometimes unexplainable , we suppose. Here’s the inspiration.
The funny thing is, she is very particular about having smooth legs.
“sarah palin adult comics”
We can’t tell if Antarctic Press slapped a “For Mature Audiences” tag on the cover somewhere, but this is adult enough, we suppose.
Now go check Sarah out in a little cosplay action.
“kiim il sung eyebrows”
The misspelling is actually the searcher’s. Anyway, is there something special about Kim Il-Sung’s eyebrows? We’re not sure there was before, but there is now. Our image portraying the various possibilities with a dictator’s facial hair is sure to be well studied in political science classes. For us, it isn’t his eyebrows that are of particular interest, though. Kim Il-sung, Kim Jong-il, and Kim Jong-un demonstrate that batshitness has something to do with hair.
In making this image, a vision came to us of Potato Head, Korean style. If we weren’t so lazy, we’d make interchangeable lips too.
The whole eyebrow thing made us think about Sly’s plastic surgery results. At least he can see again.
“big growing muscles comics”
This terrible 1990′s offense to the senses is brought to you by none other than the Grand Lord of Bombastic Hackery, Rob Liefeld. There are so many things wrong with this picture. “Big growing muscles” is just one of them.
Rob Liefeld is the Lance Armstrong of comics. Here’s another crime against humanity. Be aware that it contains partial nudity.
“tintin and haddock in love”
Ah, amor. In Europe, the age of consent is 12, so this would be a legitimate pairing. And why not? Hergé was already a racist and anti-animalist.
“Billions of blistering blue barnacles, Tintin. You shouldn’t have. This is the most beautiful ode to sailor-journalist love I have ever read.”
“Really? You like it? Please tell me again that you do.”
“fat guy and the hot chick powergirl”
Why is it that the hot chick always ends up with the nasty old dude in Hollywoodland and in French films starring Gérard Depardieu? Yuck. Incidentally, Gérard is France’s Nick Nolte, n’est-ce pas?
We love Power Girl. Not just because of her ample frontage property, but because she gives us a lot of great stats.
“inside out babies”
The only safe thing we could think of that relates to this freakish search term was a shot of Maggie from a Simpson’s Halloween special. The story goes that a noxious gas turns the family members’ bodies inside out.
Ew.
guy who draws large boobs on comic book characters
We’re getting tired of thinking up new quips and pics of the boob thing (as well as humorous dialogue), so we’re supplanting the word with “boots.” Completely different results, wouldn’t you say?
“toon girl with honey in the pussy”
Not surprisingly, a lot of the search terms are sexual in nature and a huge amount are a variation on the theme of “boobs.” Most of them are directed to a tongue-in-cheek post we did called Biggest Boobs in Comics. But some are just unexplainable. Here’s the best we could come up with for “toon girl with honey in the pussy.”
We’ll spare you the rectal thermometer scene.
According to the distributor, Paramount Pictures, The Dictator will “tell the story of a dictator who risked his life to ensure that democracy would never come to the country he so lovingly oppressed.” Larry Charles, who previously directed Borat and Brüno, will direct this film. Also starring, Ben Kingsley (we like Ben) and Anna Faris (we like Anna).
Incidentally, anyone watch the 
A couple of weeks ago, Albert Uderzo announced he was retiring from writing and drawing the Asterix series he created with Rene Goscinny in 1959. Uderzo created 24 complete albums with Goscinny and eight by himself. The bulk of their work run from the early 60′s to the mid 70′s. Uderzo commented during his announcement that he would be turning over the reigns to a new generation of creators. We’re not sure if that’s good or bad and what it means exactly. Most likely we will see at least some additional media works like television shorts or video games, but it remains to be seen if actual full-album stories will be released. Frankly, the stories have probably run their course.
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